I Booked the Wrong Cruise and It Changed Everything

Let me set the scene: I'm sitting at my kitchen table at 11 PM on a Tuesday night, half-asleep, scrolling through my email with one hand while holding a glass of wine with the other. My friend Sarah had just texted me about booking an Oceania Cruises trip, and I was determined not to miss out on what she kept calling "the most luxe cruise experience ever." I'd heard about the Marina from my mom, who cruised with Oceania years ago and wouldn't shut up about the specialty restaurants and butler service. So there I was, clicking through the website, squinting at my phone screen, absolutely convinced I was booking the Western Caribbean itinerary Sarah had mentioned. Fast forward three weeks, and I'm standing at the Miami terminal with my luggage, QR code scanned, waiting to board. I'm scrolling through my cruise documents on my phone when my eyes land on something that makes my stomach drop. "Mediterranean Itinerary – 10 Days." I looked at my confirmation again. Then again. And again. My text to Sarah was immediate: "OMG I think I booked the WRONG cruise." Her response came back within seconds: "What do you mean wrong?? Which one did you book?" When I told her I'd accidentally booked…