How I Accidentally Booked a Transatlantic Cruise Instead of Caribbean

So here's the thing about me: I'm not tech-savvy. I'm the person who still calls the bank when my check clears, and I once paid my electric bill twice because I thought the online system glitched. Which is why, when I was booking a cruise last January while half-asleep at midnight, I somehow managed to reserve the wrong trip entirely. And honestly? Best mistake I've ever made. It all started because my best friend Sarah wouldn't stop bugging me about taking a vacation. "You haven't been anywhere in three years," she'd say. "You're going to turn into a hermit." So I finally caved and decided to book a cruise. I'd seen ads for Cunard Line's Caribbean itineraries on the Queen Mary 2, which looked absolutely gorgeous. Seven days, tropical ports, you know the drill. I got home from work that Friday, poured a large glass of wine, and settled in to book what I thought would be my tropical escape. I found what I believed was the right cruise, clicked through a bunch of screens half-paying attention while simultaneously scrolling through my email, and somehow managed to hit confirm. The booking confirmation came through, and I skimmed it just enough to see "Queen Mary 2" and "7 days" befor…