2AM Room Service Confessions: My Late-Night Celebrity Apex Adventure

There's something about being out at sea that completely destroys your concept of time and appropriate meal hours. I'm not sure if it's the salt air, the constant motion, or just the fact that you paid for an all-inclusive vacation and you're determined to get your money's worth, but by my third night on Celebrity Apex, I found myself wide awake at 2 in the morning with my stomach growling like an angry beast. My cabin was beautiful—don't get me wrong. The modern design of Celebrity Apex is seriously impressive, all clean lines and those huge floor-to-ceiling windows. But at 2am, all that meant was I had a crystal-clear view of the moonlit ocean and absolutely nothing to distract me from the fact that I was starving. My roommate Sarah was passed out after a particularly ambitious night at Specialty Dining, and I was jealous of her ability to just collapse. Meanwhile, I was lying there wondering what genius decided to have dinner at 5:30pm like we're at some early-bird special. That's when I remembered the most beautiful words in the English language: room service. And not just any room service—this is Celebrity Cruises we're talking about. These people take their food seriously. I…